Stole this from a local guitar forum:
Alternate tunings:
For fathers of small kids:
D A D D E E
For an abusive father:
B A D D A D
For the worlds greatest father:
F A B D A D
For a tough New Yorker:
B A G C A B
For a talkative taxi driver:
C A B G A B
For a Grateful Dead fan:
D E A D E D
For a police officer:
B A D G E D
For a file clerk:
A B C D E F
For Old McDonald:
B A A B A A
For a crooked FBI agent:
B A D F E D
For a muscle man:
B E E F E E
For the Gibb brothers:
B E E G E E
For my daughter on the phone:
G A B G A B
For a hippie:
B E A D E D
For playing on a cot:
B A D B E D
For playing on a Martin:
C F C F C F
For those who like to blow things up:
BAGDAD
For 70s retropoppers:
ABBACD
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For 70s retropoppers:
ABBACD
ABBACD
Nooooooo… Teryeah said the “A” word… !
… can’t believe it…
My wife had “A” records… I married her anyway…
D
1. For fans of "Dexters Lab"
DEEDEE
2. Fans of "Mr. Ed"
FEEDED
3. From a British label
DECACD
4. Toker’s wish?
GDEDDC 
5. Cheap Strats (floating trem despite all your best efforts… )
EbAbDbGB#E#
6. Politicians eyes
BEADEE
7. Palindrome
EADDAE
8. Favors the same gender
GAAAAA
9. Famous documents once found here and too salty for fish
DEDCEE
10. Pleading (Great for those “Gimme some sweet thang!” love ballads…)
BEGGED
11. Twice the drug cops
DEADEA
12. One shy a full load
CDEFGA
13. No frets - Well… if I’m playing it!
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14. German cattle corporation
BEEFAG
15. Me after traveling ALL DAY and running through airports…
GEEBED
I’ll stop now… 
D
(Diogenes @ Aug. 17 2007,17:33)
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5. Cheap Strats (floating trem despite all your best efforts... )
EbAbDbGB#E#
EbAbDbGB#E#
Too funny!
That rotten smell in the fridge.
BADEGG
I love it!