are all of our souls at peace?!

where are the arguments?!.. actually, i’m kinda liking this…

:D

isaac

It’s monday… :angry:

boomtownrats

PEACE AND LOVE HERE BROTHER!..but not that drug enduced hippy peace! PURE UNADULTERATED JOY SENT FROM ABOVE! :laugh:

jerm

Just busy as sh$@$…

I am in the middle of becoming a liberal…

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I am in the middle of becoming a liberal...

Hahaha, is SoulToker rubbing off on you?

rubbing me? god, I don’t think so.

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that…
Q: Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand…!!
Q: OH, oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

(Walk down the corridor)
M: (Knock)
A: Come in.
M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
A: I told you once.
M: No you haven’t.
A: Yes I have.
M: When?
A: Just now.
M: No you didn’t.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn’t
A: I did!
M: You didn’t!
A: I’m telling you I did!
M: You did not!!
A: Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
M: Oh, just the five minutes.
A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not.
A: Look, let’s get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn’t.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn’t.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn’t.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn’t.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn’t an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn’t. It’s just contradiction.
A: No it isn’t.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn’t.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn’t; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn’t just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can’t. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn’t.
M: Yes it is! It’s not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that’s not just saying 'No it isn’t.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn’t!

A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn’t.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That’s it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I’m afraid it was.
M: It wasn’t.
Pause
A: I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you’ll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid!
M: Oh, all right.
(pays money)
A: Thank you.
short pause
M: Well?
A: Well what?
M: That wasn’t really five minutes, just now.
A: I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid.
M: I just paid!
A: No you didn’t.
M: I DID!
A: No you didn’t.
M: Look, I don’t want to argue about that.
A: Well, you didn’t pay.
M: Aha. If I didn’t pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
A: No you haven’t.
M: Yes I have. If you’re arguing, I must have paid.
A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
M: Oh I’ve had enough of this.
A: No you haven’t.
M: Oh Shut up.

(Walks down the stairs. Opens door.)

M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about…
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it’s not a very fine day and I’m sick and tired of this office.


(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)

M: Hello, I want to… Ooooh!
H: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.
M: uuuwwhh!!
H: Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.
M: No.
H: Now…
M: Waaaaah!!!
H: Good, Good! That’s it.
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: What?
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: Stop hitting you?
M: Yes!
H: Why did you come in here then?
M: I wanted to complain.
H: Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
M: What a stupid concept.


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Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!


If I remember rightly from Park Lane Primary School (of which I was one of a great number of victims), the correct insult is “Toffee-nosed”, although i cannot offer any more as to why this would make sense to anyone.

</splitting hairs>

.-=gp=-.

I can’t believe I actually read all that! :(

Why are we quoting Monty Python????

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I can't believe I actually read all that! :(

you and me both need to get a life! :p
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Why are we quoting Monty Python????

'cause I'd rather quote Dr. Who!

"Has anyone seen my tartus? I know it was around here somewhere"--Tom Baker (the best doctor IMHO)
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I can't believe I actually read all that! :(

Ah. Sounds like a typical day at work to me.......... :D

TG




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“Has anyone seen my tartus? I know it was around here somewhere”–


Actually, it’s Tardis - short for “Time and Relative Dimension in Space”.

</splitting hairs>

.-=gp=-.

Speaking of which, does anyone have a good copy of the season 16/17 (Tom Baker) Dr. Who theme song, I think I’d like to cover it…I did find one, but really distorted and nasty sounding. I used to have a 45 rpm single of the whole 3+ minutes of the theme music, but it’s long gone.

Would be a fun synthesiser project…

.-=gp=-.

hey DrGuitar:
We need a guitar line for that story . you posted… Get busy… Don’t over play it… either… :p We don’t want the Q’s and A’s and the M’s and H’s covered… K ??

Bill… hehe…

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Speaking of which, does anyone have a good copy of the season 16/17 (Tom Baker) Dr. Who theme song, I think I’d like to cover it…I did find one, but really distorted and nasty sounding. I used to have a 45 rpm single of the whole 3+ minutes of the theme music, but it’s long gone.

Would be a fun synthesiser project…

.-=gp=-.

I think Pink Floyd’s members did alot of the music…at least the intro to the show…but of course I could be wrong it’s been 15 years or so since I’ve read the end credits…lol :D

Anyway, I always thought a Tardus was the name for an english phone booth, what do us Americans know? :p

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the correct insult is “Toffee-nosed”, although i cannot offer any more as to why this would make sense to anyone.


It would probably be a british thing: Toff: snob, upper class, stuck up - hence Toffee-nosed would be a fairly aloof nose up attitude. I guess.