Hey what's the best fuel for a rump trumpet?!

:laugh: :cool:

The only way to truly measure how much a woman loves you is to gauge her reaction when you fart loudly in front of her.
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Darn it is good to see some old fashioned romantics still around! :laugh:

Persinally I find that hot chicks dig my rank fartgas. In fact I take 'em out to park at the city dump on a date to fool around when my rippers are really hot so they’re not too overwhelmed. I don’t want 'em getting too attached. :;):

Quote (John @ Dec. 14 2005,14:59)
The only way to truly measure how much a woman loves you is to gauge her reaction when you fart loudly in front of her.
:p

No.. the only way to tell how much a woman loves you is if shes comftable enough to let a big one go infront of you!