Hugh's Diarrhea

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dear diarrhea
June 26
Today I made some new friends on a computer forum. I think they like me.
Have to see Dr. Willard today.
He doesn’t like me.
He thinks I overcompensate because I have a 3 inch penis.
Ha ha - well I just measured it again and it’s actually 3 1/2 inches.

Also I made fum of a guy from the stat of Canada today. ha ha

Dr Willard said that I was just jealous cus the guy from where ever it is

can build his own studio. Dr. Willard thinks my jealousy is related to my

small penis.

dear diarrhea
June 27
Still making new friends.
I doent like Dr. Willard - he thinks I may be a closet homosexual. He thinks

I should come out. I’ll think about it.

dear diarrhea
June 28
Told all my new friends about my fars
I mean farts. heee heee.
Dr. Willard thinks I;nm a child with a small penis. I hope he is wrong.

deer diarrhea
June 30
I like all my new friends on the forum - except those with bigger penis’s.
Like that canadian gy. I looked at the pictures of his studio. Oh I could do

that ( if I had a penis )
Dr. Willard thinks I may have something called psychosis.
I told him I like girls. But he still thinks I;m a homosexual.

deeer diarrhea
July 1
Today I did a funny on the forum. I pretended to bv someone else and maded a

clever reply.
Dr. Willard said that it was part of my psychosis. He said I neede a lot of

help with my pretending. He said that’s what children do. But he didn’t say

anything about myu small penis - that.s funny.

deeresrt diarrhea
July 3
Today i told all my new freinds I was a rook star. They did not seem too

impressed. They said my band suckked. I wonder what they meant>?
Dr. Willard thinks I suck also. He says the band is just another psychotic

overcompensation for my small penis. I wish he would not use those big

words.

deat diarrhea
July 5
Maybe Dr. Willard is right
I don;t care
i am going to get a nu docotor.
and join a different forum and make more new friends.
and — hopefully I wont be a psychotic homosexual with a small penis

anymore.

:laugh: Like me, you also have too much time on your hands seven! :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

maturity has NO place here.

Quote: (sevenOfeleven @ Jul. 06 2009, 3:05 AM)

dear diarrhea
June 26

Today I made some new friends on a computer forum. I think they like me.
There's this awesome new guy named Hugh Jass who joined recently.
I blew him
a kissy in hopes he'd teach me some guitar licks.
We'll see.....

dear diarrhea
July 6

I'm really excited cause Hugh offered to take me to his awesome studio and
teach me how to record my banjo tunes and show me how tracks and clips work.
We were walking over a bridge and we bot had to take a leak.
I was ashamed
coz of my little wee-wee.
The kids used to all call me "needle-dick the bug fu#ker"
growing up.
Anyway, Hugh was draining his lizard and remarked "man this water is cold!...and deep too!"
I felt really crappy.
I need to go see Dr. Willard now for some depression
meds.
I think I also have fibermyalgia and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

No worries sevenOfeleven.
Hope those lessons helped!
:peace:
:whistle:

:laugh:

Welcome aboard Hugh,
just wanted to let you know total disrespect is a 2-way street.

Quote: (sevenOfeleven @ Jul. 06 2009, 10:44 AM)

Welcome aboard Hugh,
just wanted to let you know total disrespect is a 2-way street.

Yup. you can count on it. :peace: :whistle: :agree:
:laugh:

I’m gonna get on my bike and go to Biloxi…
and see if the humidity is any lower down there…
We got two weeks of summer and unbearable weather…
then it’s all over for another eleven and a half months…


Get rid of that dial-up and get some Hi-speed…
and…
be-done-with-it…
:laugh:
:)
:p



Bill…

Quote: (Hugh Jass @ Jul. 06 2009, 10:24 AM)

...and remarked "man this water is cold!...and deep too!"

One of 'em was from California.