Hire me a Secretary…
to keep me up to snuff with this Message Board… 
AND advise me what to say in the Topic’s replies…
So I don’t step in Cow Pies…
Bill…
Just turn off the topic notification on the board so you aren’t bugged all day long.
I hear you Bubbagump… Maybe, I want a Secretary Toooo… 
Get me coffee-and-doughnuts From Tims…
Bill…