Jesus loves FX

:slight_smile:

Someone over at tapeop pointed this out:

http://www.jesusonic.com/index.php

:)

Questionable marketing that could offend a lot of people, but I think it’s a great idea. I think I’ve used those footswitches before, and they are a little delicate. All around I think they should have made it smaller, lower to the ground (for footswitches) and used wah type foot peddles instead of rotary knobs.

I think I’ll wait for version 2 (or should that be called the second coming?)

-soulpole

It’s a pretty good idea though, I think. Plenty of dedicated CPU power for those impulse reverbs…

"What FX would Jesus use?“

Was he a musician then?

Presumably he was proficient in woodwork, so possibly a luthier, but apart from that, his activities seemed to be restricted to: “Whap! You’re cured!” Whap! You’re cured!” and so on.

Although, with his stories, he may have been a credible lyricist, or even librettist.

Mind you, the ability to turn water into wine would be a valuable accessory to any band, and the old resurrection routine would certainly be handy with some of the drummers I’ve known! :p

Ali. :D

and the old resurrection routine would certainly be handy with some of the drummers I've known!
This is beginning to sound like a movie I saw once . . .

[When asked what happened to [Spinal Tap's] first drummer]
David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident...
Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.

You guys crack me up! :D