Need a Loan?

uh-oh

I’m considering another business myself.
I will declare myself a ‘Financial Institution’ and make
loans for which I have no funds to cover, and no credit to borrow
should I have to show a minimum of capital reservses. I will in turn
sell these (loans) as derivitives to foreign investors and other
collusive banks thus givivg the appearance
that my initial loans are backed by securities. I will get rich on
the 50% that can actually make a payment, plus now I have false
liquidity on which to borrow tons more. That is until investors realize
they have actually invested in a nonexistant pyrimid scheme and pull
out, (transparency), but since I have defrauded major banks (other peoples money)
to the extent that they can no longer pay dividends to their customers, who
in turn pull their money out - so there is essentially no money to lend
to keep the capital ball rolling. Then I will politely ask for a multi-billion
dollar bailout from the same people I initially fleeced.
With no fear of jail or even my name on the ‘ecconomic offenders’ list.
But let’s do this quick so we can and ‘move on’ before our currency defaults.

I’m in!!

So how much can you loan me?

You’re both good for half a mil each.
But first, I have to get ink for my printer.
I dunno - guess I get upset at major screw-ups who
have no accountablility. Just had to get it off
my chest ya know?

the people you fleece and thus from which you require a bailout are getting bailed out themselves, which may stall things a bit.

i might do something similar, except divorce ruined my credit so i couldn’t even borrow monopoly money like that.

I’ll take boarwalk and park place with hotels, though, if you’ll give me a loan for it.

Free market in progress, absolutely a great compilation of THE real reality of corporate corruption. You should run for president.

PACO

I’ve just come up with half a mil, so I could help finance your campaign.

"It’s the end of the world as we know it . . . "

A “house of cards”. I spend 6 mill a year buying drugs for a large hospital but never touch a penny. No one with lots of money ever does. Just transfer numbers from one bank account to another. Seems like the only ones who use the real deal are the ones who have the least. Is there actually the real stuff in the amounts they are talking about? Suppose Buffet, Gates and a few Waltons show up at the “bank” and want to cash out. Do they get the “real stuff” or a bunch of paper with a bunch of legalese on it…?? Yup…a house of cards…

cliff

Well the “real stuff” is just a bunch of paper with a bunch of legalese on it.

I remember I wanted to take out 4,00 cash from
my account, (this is when I had cash) and boy,
you would have thought I was robbing the place.
As I recall, I think they made me wait 3 or 4 days
before I was able to get my hands on actual cash.

Get ready for a series of pump and dump sessions
on Wall Street while the big boys try squeeze out
every last dollar before they get bailed out.
Right now I’m watching Bernanke while CSNBC shows
in the window how FI stocks are on the up (complete
with sound effects). Watch it crash tomorrow.
How contrived.

i regrettably notice how no one transfers numbers INTO my account, nor hands me paper with legalese on it (excepting divorce papers 5 years ago).

Upon reflection it appears that the robber barons
are in the process of fleecing the American people
to the tune of their hard earned savings once again.
In the last ten days we are told that 'We have an
enourmous financial problem.'
Well WE have an emourmous problem with corporate and govermental
criminals.
And we should do the following as quickly as possible, before
they have a chance to wiggle out of this global criminal
conspiracy.
First and foremost:
Every House member on any financial commitee or subcommitee,
and the leaders of both Houses, the chairman and former
chairman of the FED, the current and former Treasury secretaires,
and SEC chairmen should be impeached and indicted for fraud.
Then any corporation that engaged in financial services
that contributed to this worldwide criminal conspiracy
from 'Countrywide, to GE to Ford etc. should have their assets frozen, while investigation,
indictments, and jail sentences are carried out. Their (all of the above) properties
both busines and personal should be auctioned off, and returned to the American people.
Then the President should be impeached.
All of the above should be tried
again in a ‘World court’ for ‘crimes against not just the US but
also crimes against the world’. A fitting end for these greedy globalist
criminals. (And throw in Warren Buffet too) for allying himself with
these criminals.
If you or I was 1/700,000,000,000 as irresponsible as all of the above
with business or personal financial matters, we would be in jail.
This is what should be done in the NEXT ten days.

Hope those Redskins win today!
:)

Nice little rant - good luck with that.
Cowboys and Indians today in Dallas - The media has already given Dallas the SuperBowl Ring. Whay are they even playing?

Quote: (sevenOfeleven @ Sep. 23 2008, 5:12 PM)

I'm considering another business myself.
I will declare myself a 'Financial Institution' and make
loans for which I have no funds to cover, and no credit to borrow
should I have to show a minimum of capital reservses. I will in turn
sell these (loans) as derivitives to foreign investors and other
collusive banks thus givivg the appearance
that my initial loans are backed by securities. I will get rich on
the 50% that can actually make a payment, plus now I have false
liquidity on which to borrow tons more. That is until investors realize
they have actually invested in a nonexistant pyrimid scheme and pull
out, (transparency), but since I have defrauded major banks (other peoples money)
to the extent that they can no longer pay dividends to their customers, who
in turn pull their money out - so there is essentially no money to lend
to keep the capital ball rolling. Then I will politely ask for a multi-billion
dollar bailout from the same people I initially fleeced.
With no fear of jail or even my name on the 'ecconomic offenders' list.
But let's do this quick so we can and 'move on' before our currency defaults.

:laugh: YOU ARE DANGEROUS! I believe Yaz could be right! I guess we'll see in a few hrs though.
Quote: (Poppa Willis @ Sep. 28 2008, 8:15 AM)

Nice little rant - good luck with that.
Cowboys and Indians today in Dallas - The media has already given Dallas the SuperBowl Ring. Whay are they even playing?

They are playing because we lov um! :D

Washington pulled off the win. The football team NOT the politicians.
One of the hardest lessons I learned in the 20 plus years I’ve been in business is that “You can’t borrow your way out of debt.” This nation runs on debt - it will ultimately die in debt, or we the American people will be taxed to death to pay for the fools we elect.

Let the banks fail - so what? Wall street and the beltway - what a lovely combination of greed and ignorance.

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Washington pulled off the win

Unbelievable
:agree:
Must be the Jessica Simpson effect :love: