Ok - I've been challenged

Fart samples needed

I need your best fart samples for a farting Jingle Bells I was told I couldn’t do before Christmas… I know - I know… I’m a hard headed ol’ fart - it’s apropos. I know you have them somewhere. :whistle:

Here you go oh flatulent one…


Google found this among many others…


Why get someone elses sample? Everyone has their own fart machine. I think the real challenge here is rolling your own sample. Just make sure your don’t produce a “sample” while recording a sample!

:laugh: That'll be my last resort.


There’s are already sort of complete…


Isn’t that somethin’? - lol - Tilton - what a joke.