Winner gets a cookie.
Ok… Lets have a little fun since things are slow around here. Here’s a puzzle for you all to take a crack at.
A guy walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a glass of water. Suddenly…there is a loud bang. The bartender says, “Here’s your water mister.” The guy says to the bartender, “No thanks, I don’t need it now.” Question is, why did this guy go into the bar and ask the bartender for a glass of water.
Now you can ask me any question you want. The correct answer gets a cookie.
PACO 
he does it every day and it’s really pissing the barman off, now?
hiccups
Quote: (phoo @ Dec. 03 2009, 1:39 PM)
hiccups
You are just too GOOD!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are correct.
Here's your cookie.
PACO
WAIT!
I want to try to answer it!
Not so fast!
Obviously the guy had lit a fuse on some TNT and it was about to go off and he wanted the water to put out the fuse and it went bang and it was too late and that’s why he said he didn’t need it anymore.
Am I right?
OK, so…is the present King of France bald? (answer only yes or no).
What d’you wanna be or a wasp?
Tom…Tom…Tom…
http://www.answers.com/Definite_descriptions
YES
NO
YES
NO
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heh - yep, phoo, it’s ol’ Bertie.