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What's a Yook-A-Lip-Tus any way, some kinda mouth disease? :cool:

I dunno what a Liptus is, let alone how you’d Yook one.

:laugh: I needed a good laugh this morning.

“Liptus”…- verb

Actual usage: "Aunt Jean wuz gonna give us boys some sugar, we gots lucky though and she barely liptus."

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Yook, thats Look’s 2nd cousin from over yonder.

Good thang “Aint Jean” didn’t Tungedus
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:laugh: Must be the street where all the eucalyptus grow. lol Oak street sounds good to me.

Hey PW I hear that you just had a birthday too. Happy Birthday to you!
You know I saw where you referred to yourself as “an old’fart selling songs on the net”. Or that you didn’t want to be one. lol
Look since you just had a birthday I’ll send you one of these, was going to try to sell you 3 for 9.99 but birthdays are special.
I’m talking about a 90% polyester 7% horse hair 3% polar fleece rug. Made by hand by the “Fleece Lady” herself. These things are great PW! Rugged, stylish, and one size fits all. So rugged you can slip it into your hip pocket if it gets a little warm and because of the 90% polyester thread technoligy, will never rinkle on ya. You can lay it on the dash, and it even looks good hanging on a hat rack in the hall. And because of that polyerter thread technoligy cleaning is a breeze when you simply toss it into the dishwasher after supper.
This is the ticket to reviving your musical careerer PW. A Fleece Lady hand woven hair peice and a bottle of viagra could go a long way when it comes to encores on stage. Yee Haaa!
Hey I can see ya on stage now PW,? Well on second thought; just think of a group of old farts up on stage with 72 hr erectile dysfunction. What a disgusting sight that would be! :laugh:
Never mind! Happy belated Birthday anyway!
Levi
disclamer; the fleece lady is not in anyway connected or responsible for any type hair peice or for selling bootleg/viagra.

Quote: (Levi @ Sep. 09 2008, 11:05 AM)

Hey PW I hear that you just had a birthday too. Happy Birthday to you!
You know I saw where you referred to yourself as "an old'fart selling songs on the net". Or that you didn't want to be one. lol
Look since you just had a birthday I'll send you one of these, was going to try to sell you 3 for 9.99 but birthdays are special.
I'm talking about a 90% polyester 7% horse hair 3% polar fleece rug. Made by hand by the "Fleece Lady" herself. These things are great PW! Rugged, stylish, and one size fits all. So rugged you can slip it into your hip pocket if it gets a little warm and because of the 90% polyester thread technoligy, will never rinkle on ya. You can lay it on the dash, and it even looks good hanging on a hat rack in the hall. And because of that polyerter thread technoligy cleaning is a breeze when you simply toss it into the dishwasher after supper.
This is the ticket to reviving your musical careerer PW. A Fleece Lady hand woven hair peice and a bottle of viagra could go a long way when it comes to encores on stage. Yee Haaa!
Hey I can see ya on stage now PW,? Well on second thought; just think of a group of old farts up on stage with 72 hr erectile dysfunction. What a disgusting sight that would be! :laugh:
Never mind! Happy belated Birthday anyway!
Levi
disclamer; the fleece lady is not in anyway connected or responsible for any type hair peice or for selling bootleg/viagra.

Ya know that might work for blues lyrics :laugh: I might have to break that down for one of my up and coming songs! Thx for the insperation PW!

But WAIT! Call now and we’ll double the offer!

lol

You cawazy too! :O

Quote: (Poppa Willis @ Sep. 09 2008, 11:39 AM)

But WAIT! Call now and we'll double the offer!

lol

You cawazy too! :O

:) :peace: :laugh: