How do ya get a starving Musician off the front porch…
Order Delivered Pizza
I heard that one a little differently…
How do you get a rock star to come to your house?
The first one I don’t get. I also heard this one differently.
How do you get the professional banjo player off your front proch?
Pay him for the pizza.
I think we’ve all heard most of these,
whats the similarity between a philosopher and a drummer?
they both perceive time as an abstract concept
You hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?? Took him an hour to get the drummer out…ba-dup-dup…