Starving Musician

How do ya get a starving Musician off the front porch…

Order Delivered Pizza

I heard that one a little differently…

How do you get a rock star to come to your house?

Order Pizza.


The first one I don’t get. I also heard this one differently.

How do you get the professional banjo player off your front proch?

Pay him for the pizza.


I think we’ve all heard most of these,

whats the similarity between a philosopher and a drummer?
they both perceive time as an abstract concept


You hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?? Took him an hour to get the drummer out…ba-dup-dup… :D :D