Tax day in the USA

Ugh. I feel good about paying taxes when they go to good things like schools and roads, but this year I’m about as angry as I could be about it all.

Why not write a song about it? … infact, it reminds me of two Beatles songs. No wait, one of those was USSR not USA.

Anyway, “Tax in the USA” in the style of Tax Man and/or Back in the USSR… or maybe a Bruce Springsteen flavour would be more appropriate with a title like that?

: -)

I don’t know how to write songs anymore. Especially after hearing what Craig keeps doing. :)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 18 2011, 2:26 PM)

this year I'm about as angry as I could be about it all.

That... and a couple bucks will get you a cold Coca-cola...

Whiner...

KW
Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 19 2011, 11:27 AM)

I don't know how to write songs anymore.
Especially after hearing what Craig keeps doing.
:)

Nah, you write great songs Mr S. A song's beauty is in the ear of the beholder and plenty of us enjoy yer songs. So get back to writing........


(oh and Craig writes great songs too.... but there's more than one artist on my iPod)
Quote: (Kaizen Wang @ Apr. 18 2011, 8:29 PM)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 18 2011, 2:26 PM)

this year I'm about as angry as I could be about it all.

That... and a couple bucks will get you a cold Coca-cola...

Whiner...

KW

Asshat.

Mark A covered that reply pretty nice…
:agree:


Now…
BOth of you get busy and collaborate on OnE…



Every day I can feel the Tax Man thumbing through my wallet and deciding how much paper he’s gonna leave me with, this payday…


It’s soo depressing…
The harder I seem to work, the less money I find in my wallet…






That reminds me of the credit card advertisement…
The Kid looks right into the camera and says…
“What do you have in your wallet????


It’s like the hamburger add…
“Where’s the Beef????




Anyway, I just found out…
I’m not gonna be able to afford to retire…
:)
:p








Bill…

edit… I know that guy over there in the UK… too… Spreadercraig… ? Well… he hangs out here… I think.

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 19 2011, 4:24 AM)

Quote: (Kaizen Wang @ Apr. 18 2011, 8:29 PM)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 18 2011, 2:26 PM)

this year I'm about as angry as I could be about it all.

That... and a couple bucks will get you a cold Coca-cola...

Whiner...

KW

Asshat.

Gee... you ARE crabby indeed Professor.

Take a deep breath... find your humor again... I know it's there. :D

KW

Nut sack scarf! ( I assume if you keep your ass warm with a hat you must use a scarf on the nut sack?)

Heh heh - he said ass-ume :laugh:

I LOVE paying taxes! I wish I had to pay taxes on TEN MILLION dollars this year. :laugh:

KW

Quote: (Kaizen Wang @ Apr. 19 2011, 8:57 AM)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 19 2011, 4:24 AM)

Quote: (Kaizen Wang @ Apr. 18 2011, 8:29 PM)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 18 2011, 2:26 PM)

this year I'm about as angry as I could be about it all.

That... and a couple bucks will get you a cold Coca-cola...

Whiner...

KW

Asshat.

Gee... you ARE crabby indeed Professor.

Take a deep breath... find your humor again... I know it's there.
:D

KW

hey Wanger, I should have put a smiley face after my comment. Sorry about that. I thought we were going to trade insults. That was my sense of humor. I think the word "asshat" is funny. Sorry 'bout that. ???
Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 18 2011, 2:26 PM)

Ugh.
I feel good about paying taxes when they go to good things like schools and roads, but this year I'm about as angry as I could be about it all.

Move to Sicily :)

Sicily?

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 19 2011, 3:50 PM)

Quote: (Kaizen Wang @ Apr. 19 2011, 8:57 AM)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 19 2011, 4:24 AM)

Quote: (Kaizen Wang @ Apr. 18 2011, 8:29 PM)

Quote: (TomS @ Apr. 18 2011, 2:26 PM)

this year I'm about as angry as I could be about it all.

That... and a couple bucks will get you a cold Coca-cola...

Whiner...

KW

Asshat.

Gee... you ARE crabby indeed Professor.

Take a deep breath... find your humor again... I know it's there.
:D

KW

hey Wanger, I should have put a smiley face after my comment.
Sorry about that.
I thought we were going to trade insults.
That was my sense of humor.
I think the word "asshat" is funny.
Sorry 'bout that.

???

Hmmm... "asshat" reminds me of Taco. No humor there brudda...

:laugh:

I still wuvs yuns Tom...

KW

I disagree, I am funny as hell. Anyway, sorry, it did come across as a bit rough.

What’s Taxes then? Is it a voluntary thing or do you have to join? :whistle:

Quote: (Willy Eckerslike @ Apr. 20 2011, 5:57 PM)

What's Taxes then?

It's what the Jam didn't pay when they ripped of Beatle's Tax Man riff for Start... no... wait... that's royalties.

Tax is what yer hammer into wood.
Quote: (Mark A @ Apr. 20 2011, 6:26 PM)

Quote: (Willy Eckerslike @ Apr. 20 2011, 5:57 PM)

What's Taxes then?

It's what the Jam didn't pay when they ripped of Beatle's Tax Man riff for Start... no... wait... that's royalties.

Tax is what yer hammer into wood.

Nope, I'm wrong again. It's that thing where you preserve a "Dermy" by stuffing it. A Dermy must be an animal 'cos they don't just stuff Dermys; they also stuff other animals.

I guess they didn't want to keep having lots of names like tax a ferret, tax a squirrel, tax a cat.

That's what me thinks.