The 'BJ' Clinton Lie-Bury & Massage Parlor

So come on down now, ya hear !!!

~ The ‘BJ’ Clinton Lie-Bury, Massage Parlor & Peep Show ~



Amazing what you can squeeze into a Double-Wide !!!




The Man ~ The Legacy


The First Elected President To Be Impeached
The First President To Have To Cut A Deal Days Before He Left Office To Avoid Being Indicted
First President to be disbarred while in office
Lied under oath to a grand jury.
Traded Nuclear Secrets To China For Campaign $$$
Clinton/Gore’s Policy To “Protect” Our Forests By Eliminating Logging Set Up The Scenario For Devestating Fires
Donations At The Buddhist Temple (Gores toga party)
Abused his position as governor to extort sexual favors from employees.

Administration Records Set

* The only president ever impeached strictly on grounds of personal malfeasance
* Most convictions and guilty pleas
* Most Cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
* Most witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
* Most witnesses to die suddenly
* Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
* Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad

Crime Stats

* Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47
* Number of these convictions during Clinton’s presidency: 33
* Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
* Number of imprisonments: 14
* Number of congressional witnesses who have pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122 (9/99)
* The amount of credibility of Clinton after testifying 0



And of course please visit our famous Wings …
Don’t forget, the first hundred visitors recieve a free cigar !

Interns Wing - Women with a blue dress admited free
The Foreign Policy Wing - Sponsored by the Communist Chinese
The Humidor Wing - Where they have Monica under the desk - (for that realistic touch)
The Mark Rich Pardon Wing - With audio of Jimmy Carter calling the Rich pardon ‘disgraceful’ (sponsored by the FALN)
The Sandy Burglar Wing - Where you can see Sandy stuffing his pants with secret documents .
The Bimbo Eruption Wing - (our largest room) With the Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Brodderick, Kathleen Willey, Monica, Paula Jones, ect, ect, ect … wings.
The Waco Wing - (bring your fire extinguisher)
The Rwanda Wing - Hear Clinton speeches on helping minorities in other countries.


And our Food Court - the only court where Clinton hasn’t been held in contempt



So come on down now, ya hear !!!




And don’t miss Hillary dragging a dollar thru the trailer-park … ya never know who might pop up !



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