“Never made it as a wise man” From the canadian band Nickelback.
Well Mr. Chad Kroeger… If you never made it as a wise man, you were never wise…
T3K
Bad Lyrics…hmmm…don’t think the forum is big enough to hold all the bad lyrics…but I’ll insert
“What’s new pussycat…whoa o whoa o whoa a”
shrug
Anything by The C**ksuckers…
| Quote (ksdb @ Nov. 19 2004,10:33) |
| I'll play devil's advocate on your selection. Great poetry doesn't need to be pretentious or artsy. Sometimes a concise narrative phrase can be extremely evocative and effective. Now the line(s) I hate would be the entire lyrics to "What if God Was One of Us." "... just a slob like one of us" makes me wretch nearly everytime I hear it. |
But theologically totally appropriate, for those who worship a God who hung with prostitutes and lepers and tax collectors, however.
How about: "Someone left the cake out in the rain (etc...)"
Well, being something of a Rocky Horror Show fan, I must make a case for the inclusion of the inspired awfulness of Richard O’Brien.
The river was deep but I swam it, Janet,
the future is ours so let’s plan it, Janet,
the road was long but I ran it, Janet,
etc…
Mind you, the performer’s lines are nothing to what the audience contributes; as I’m sure anyone who’s ever attended a performance will readily attest!
Ali
“Rock’n’Roll coochy coo…” I mean seriously… What the??? eh?
My ding a ling.
It’s “Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo” see now it all makes sense
I feel so ashamed… I should have thought before posting.
PS “I’m gonna eat some rice and beans, I’m gonna suck on a chilli dog…”
Doesn’t get any worse than that (the whole song is horrible)
I have long maintained that the worst lyrics ever written were in A Horse With No Name
"In the desert you can’t remember your name; 'cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain."
When i think of bad lyrics i think of a line in a Bryan Adams and Mel C song… “Even food dont taste that good”…It makes me cringe everytime i hear it.
Simon and Garfunkel , Cecelia :
"Making love in the afternoon with Cecelia, up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face, when I came back to bed someone’s taken my place"
Sheez.
How about ‘da da da’ ?