hEY…
This came in my mail this afternoon…
Forget it…
I’ll share it with you anyway…
Yea gotta be a Canuck to see through this one…
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Subject: Canada Post Recall
Canada Post has created a stamp with a picture of
Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
The stamp is not sticking to envelopes.
This enrages the Prime Minister, who demands a full investigation.
After a month of testing and spending of $4.1 million,
a special commission presents the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3. The Public are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp
Ouch! 
Ooomph!
Must be the full moon.
Parliament resumed yesterday with a speech from the Throne..
People are calling it a do nothing agenda that's gonna cost the taxpayers a bundle of money..
That's the way they see it..
Anyway.....
Kids don't know what stamps are used for..
Bill..
You have a throne?
Huh. that looks perty un 'merican ta me.
Generic colloquialism. They’re all the same - not quite a throne.
Every time I make a “Speech From The Throne” my wife just pretends she can’t hear me.
Hi Billy and All:
Anytime I make a speech from the throne I’ve forgotten to replace the paper in the hanger… AND there’s nobody around to hear me…
Is it true 
? You guys in Great Breton are preparing to go to vote ?
Have you noticed the electronics hanging from the ends of the wires attached to the roof of that room ? and the cameras around the edge of the balcony ? I don’t recognize what kind of mics they are…
I think that (licking stamps) was the best one I’ve heard, in some time…
Anyway, we have a new budget, and now I’m busted…
Bill…