A gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?"
The salesman says, “It’s $500.” The gentile says, "OK, I’ll take it.
Gentile: What are the specials.
Waiter: Pork Chops.
Gentile: Sounds good. I’ll have that.
Two gentiles meet on the street.
The first one says, "You own your own business, don’t you? How’s it going?"
The other gentile says, “Just great! Thanks for asking!”
A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant:
The man says: “I’ll have the steak and a baked potato”, and my wife will have the Julienne salad with house dressing. We’ll both have coffee."
The waiter says: “How would you like your steak and salad prepared?” The man says “I’d like the steak medium…the salad is fine as is.”
The waiter says: " Thank you."
2 nTrackers where pming on the internet.
One nTracker asks the other; “Whats with that avatar”?
The second nTracker replys in question; “What Avatar”?.
The first one says; “Thx!”
Well it’s official, y’all have gone off the deep end.
What’s the other end 
? 
maybe i could marry a businessman, then i could have nice things.
yea but that might reacquire puttin out, ya know how discustin that can be!