I’ve got a new screen name now, MidnightPoker, ill be using this from now on cos some kid got into my other account and has started flooding the board.
Anyway, just be aware that the other guy is an imposter, i am the real Mike.
Sorry, dude, if you’re not stuck in a guitar, I refuse to disrespect you…
(Oooooh)
Mike - that was meant as a joke - I’ve actually enjoyed your posts the past day or three.
Yours (truly)
Wihan
Hmmm…MidnightImposter…somebody’s got too much time on their hands OR lacks the intelligence to add something meaningful to the discussion.
Maybe both.
TG
Wait…How many names does it take to change a light bulb?
42?? 
TG
So long and thanks for all the fish…
Anyway, just be aware that the other guy is an imposter, i am the real Mike.
Soon it will be impossible to tell who's real & who's not. You may be Mike but you're not the REAL MIKE.
Soon it will be impossible to tell who's real & who's not. You may be Mike but you're not the REAL MIKE.
Isn’t Midnight Poker a show on ESPN, The Enhanced Slots and Poker Channel?
| Quote (phoo @ Sep. 17 2004,11:40) |
| Wait....How many names does it take to change a light bulb? |
327
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
17 people who read the post, but don't respond
because "they don't want to get involved" in the light bulb
controversy.
125 lurkers who read the post but just don't feel they are good enough at light bulb changing.
We got to keep THAT somewhere forever! That’s one of the best comebacks I’ve ever seen. THANKS!!! 
is the arraingment right? Where does the C flat minor come in ?
crankz1, that was hilarious! I laughed out loud at least a half dozen times. Thank you for sharing your most excellent humor! Now, let’s get down to the math part. Is it just me, or do your numbers actually add up to 321, not 327, people? And if so, what happened to those 6 missing people? 
The drummers were late to the gig.
| Quote (crankz1 @ Sep. 18 2004,20:45) |
| 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid |
Jeffster,
Maybe you missed these TWO sets of 6??
Phoo.......LOL!!!
TG
Thanks for pointing out the other 6 to me gtr4him! Yup, I only scanned down the left margin and added 'em up in my head. Shoulda gone back and reread the whole thing. Then I woulda caught it, and gotten the belly laughs all over again!