New Aerosmith Song

funny

"Cheny’s got a gun"

anyone want to provide the lyrics.

Dave T2 :D

They were singing this today on Air America. I guess the old guy who was shot and has a mild heart attack today.

New NRA Slogan:

“Guns don’t shoot people, Dick ‘Darth’ Cheney does.”

:D

.-=gp=-.

<!–QuoteBegin>

Quote
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Went huntin’ for some fun
Reputation’s undone

What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his pal, yes it’s true…

They say when Cheney goes out huntin’
You try to stay the #### away…
But look out for what’s comin’ 'cause when Cheney’s got a gun
He might hit you with his shotgun’s spray…!

Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Everybody is on the run

Was the Vice Pres. high on glue?
What did Dick Cheney do?

He shot his friend, you know it’s crazy
He hit him in the chest and head…
So don’t get in the line of fire or else you may expire
The bastards lucky that he isn’t dead…!

Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Shoot away…

Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Now everybody is on the run

What did Dick Cheney do?
There’s something I have to tell you

His rep’s said sorry for the whole mess
The G.O.P. walks out okay
Well that is horse shit friends, I profess "cause with guns they always say yes
But he’ll go scotch free (unlike Delay…!)

Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Shoot away…

Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Everybody is on the run…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Guess who is safe? No one…
Everybody is on the run…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Guess who is safe? No one…
Everybody is on the one…
Cheney’s got a gun…

wow. almost as bad as the original.