New Mouse Knows It All!

yeah!

Well all the talk you’ve all heard me do about a hacker neighbor for the past 6 months and longer really.
Is exactly that!
In the past!
I finally thew that mouse in the trash! With out cussin Flavio or my neighbor I might add.
And picked up a new one.
Amazing results!
This thing is almost faster than light!
Imagine what that would do for my production time.
Shew!
But also the greys are grayer and the blacks blacker :laugh:
The colors seem bolder!
:scratcin head:
:D

What does this have to do with mice?

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But also the greys are grayer and the blacks blacker :laugh: The colors seem bolder!

computer racist?

Maybe Levi’s neighbor has been slippin’ some rat poison into ol’ Levi’s burritos?

D

Probly just had a dirty ball. Shame folks won’t wash their mice balls.

My mouse has been neutered. No mice balls here. Uh-uh… no sirrreee… It glows a lovely red color… Red like err… well… RED daggoneit! Whatcha think I am? I friggin’ poet or sumfin’? SHEESH!

D

Mine has one big red ball logitech trackman.


:laugh:

mine has a glowing red light too. like the district.

Quote: (TomS @ May 20 2009, 7:05 PM)

What does this have to do with mice?

Pay attention TomS and remember chewin gum sets a bad example for your students :whistle:
:laugh: I hope yours doesn't go out and get sloppy like mind did
:laugh: You'll be cussin your neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big time!
Hopefully you won't wait like I did.
First indication of trouble is when you want to move the cursor up and your about 1/8th of an inch from the button and your pusin up but it's inchin down.
Something like the old style moures with the dirty ball but theres no ball so you think it's something else like your neighbor!
It will drive you NUTZ!
And that's just the start of your mouse troubles.
When you see that symptom, don't wait, throw it as hard as you can against the adjacent wall, smile, and go get a new one!
You'll be better off parting ways with it immediately! Ironically, the graphics are better with the new mouse!
Quote: (Levi @ May 21 2009, 1:27 AM)

:laugh: I hope yours doesn't go out and get sloppy like mind did
:laugh: You'll be cussin your neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big time!
Hopefully you won't wait like I did.
First indication of trouble is when you want to move the cursor up and your about 1/8th of an inch from the button and your pusin up but it's inchin down.
Something like the old style MOUSE with the dirty ball but theres no ball so you think it's something else like your neighbor!
It will drive you NUTZ!
And that's just the start of your mouse troubles.
When you see that symptom, don't wait, throw it as hard as you can against the adjacent wall, smile, and go get a new one!
You'll be better off parting ways with it immediately! Ironically, the graphics are better with the new mouse!

M O U S E

Levi, I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin.

I always said Tom was a “sly” one… :laugh:

D

PS I haven’t heard that tune in AGES…

Mice elf…

Quote: (TomS @ May 21 2009, 2:54 PM)

falettinme be mice elf agin.

Be assured that Diogesneez loves this kind of thing. Me? I'm just happy that I could help

Well someone’s gotta give the rest of us some inkling that we are leaning toward “normal”…

Quote: (Poppa Willis @ May 21 2009, 4:26 PM)

Well someone's gotta give the rest of us some inkling that we are leaning toward "normal"...

Hey! You don't gotta say it... even if it is true.

D

PS Besides... define "normal"? I certainly can't!

“Abby something. Abby Normal…” :p

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Well someone's gotta give the rest of us some inkling that we are leaning toward "normal"


some inkling toward normal = one foot in the grave