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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight."
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
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I know some musical guys, I think 
Where this stuff comes from, I don’t know… ?? Hey, I’m only a bass player… I get looked at if I start playing on some one elses lines… Disipline-or-Else… says the drummer… If ya wantta come “out front”, we’ll put a light on ya… 
Bill…
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Oh yea… I forgot… We can still hear ya…
Hey Bill, thanks for your posts - they always make me smile…
Great day today except for the news about about James Brown… listening to a Who cd right now to chill out. Great stuff. Moon and Entwistle… too young, too early?
Season’s greetings to you and yours.
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