Why do rock stars keep there hair?

as i still havent got any new music to post im goiong to say:
Plumbers go bald, carpenters go bald, lorry drivers go bald, my husband went rea;ly bald
but rock stars keep there hair!! Why??
if id known this 25 years ago id have bought my hubby a guitar & made him play it!!


Tina

No testosterone. Be thankful for your husband.

Quote: (TinaM @ Oct. 31 2010, 6:32 PM)

as i still havent got any new music to post im goiong to say:
Plumbers go bald, carpenters go bald, lorry drivers go bald, my husband went rea;ly bald
but rock stars keep there hair!! Why??
if id known this 25 years ago id have bought my hubby a guitar & made him play it!!


Tina

There are tons of bald "rock stars" out there. The one's that kept their hair knew not to take really hot showers, wear ballcaps, and eat microwaved food.

I dont know any apart from Joe Satriani. Billy Gibbons & the Edge never let you see so you just assume everythink is just normal under there hats.
I ALWAYS COOK WITH A MICROWAVE! i caused my husbands baldness!! he will
kill me

Tina

Off the top of my head (pun intended)

Phil Collins
James Taylor
Paul Schaefer
Elton John (got a transplant)
Pete Townsend
Neil Young
David Crosby
Sade (kidding)
Billy Corgan (could be voluntary - not sure)
Tony Levin (again, could be voluntary but I don’t think so)
Brian Eno

Say Hi to him in the morning and good night to him in the evenings and don’t get in his way…

Let him do everything for himself…
AND…
for sure… Don’t be washin’ his socks, or anything like that… Don’t be tellin’ him how he should behave…
and you’ll be able to watch his head come to seed and he’ll have a full head of hair in no time, once again…
If he wants to go to the tavern with the boys…
let him go…



And don’t be makin healthy meals for him, or tellin’ what’s good for him, either…
Garbage-in-Good Man Out…
hehe…


This running a man’s life has gotta change…

:)
:p
:laugh:
Do yea hear ????







Bill…

and this TO-DO list has gotta go toooo…

Baldness is associated with high testosterone. I still say that bald is good.

No Hair grows on a busy street… ???? Is that the saying ????

Bill…

Your very pro baldness Tom!

It’s cause rawk stars play that awful racket. Hayul any idiot can play that mayuss… To make chart toppin’ Country and Western, you gotta have a chart toppin’ hair-do… baybayyy… yeah, yeah… thas right.



Ain’t got nuttin’ to do with toastesterene…

Quote: (woxnerw @ Nov. 01 2010, 12:50 PM)

No Hair grows on a busy street..
????
Is that the saying ????

Bill..

that is classic! I have never heard that before.

i might show my hubbie this thread & all the possitive messages, he had really long hair when i met him & i have to say i wish he still did

Tina

I think He’s waiting till he gets old enought to go bald…
Right now I think he wares a rug…
:laugh: I;m taukin’ about TomS… SsOoRrYy… I don’t want to get in trouble with Unblown_Jonson… :(

Bill…

Gotta step forward TinaM…
The time machine has dead batteies…
Where you wantta go you might not like it…

:)
:laugh:


Bill…

Quote: (BillClarke @ Nov. 01 2010, 8:26 AM)

Off the top of my head (pun intended)

Phil Collins
James Taylor
Paul Schaefer
Elton John (got a transplant)
Pete Townsend
Neil Young
David Crosby
Sade (kidding)
Billy Corgan (could be voluntary - not sure)
Tony Levin (again, could be voluntary but I don't think so)
Brian Eno

These guys arent hard rockers!
Its definitely to do with how hard they rock whether they keep there hair, look at Ozzy & Motley crue

Tina
Quote: (woxnerw @ Nov. 01 2010, 1:11 PM)

Gotta step forward TimaM..
The time machine has dead batteies..
Where you wantta go you might not like it..

:)
:laugh:


Bill..

I know but i feel cheated, he only had hair for the first 7 years i knew him & ive known him over 26 years, been married 21 of those

Tina
Quote: (TinaM @ Nov. 01 2010, 1:20 PM)

...look at Ozzy & Motley crue...

Also look at every old homeless guy you ever saw - full head of hair on every one of 'em.

My mother always told me one day I'd break through the top and she was right - I'm going bald.

Although I prefer to think of it as a solar panel for a sex machine.

“solar Panel for a sex machine” :laugh:

that would put you in a predicament with sun block cream.

The ones destined to lose their hair have already died due to an OD?

seriously - the ones who do meth lose it. The heroine junkies keep it (at least makes for a good corpse)