Give me no lip

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ASHGABAT, Turkmenistan — He has outlawed opera and ballet and railed against long hair and gold teeth, but now Turkmen (search) President Saparmurat Niyazov (search) is determined to wipe out another perceived scourge: lip synching.

Niyazov has ordered a ban on lip synching performances across the tightly controlled Central Asian nation, citing “a negative effect on the development of singing and musical art,” the president’s office said Tuesday.

“Unfortunately, one can see on television old voiceless singers lip-synching their old songs,” Niyazov told a Cabinet meeting in comments broadcast on state TV on Tuesday. "Don’t kill talents by using lip synching… Create our new culture."

Under Niyazov’s order, lip synching is now prohibited at all cultural events, concerts, on television — and at private celebrations such as weddings.

Niyazov has led the former Soviet (search) republic for 20 years, creating a vast personality cult around himself and issuing decrees regulating behavior in all walks of life.

In 2001, Niyazov banned opera and ballet as not corresponding with the national mentality. Last year, he called for young people not to get gold tooth caps and urged authorities to crack down


Maybe it will catch on… :p

Wow, that mean the Ashlee Simpson tour has been cancelled? :D

Now, why can’t we have leaders who make laws as sensible as that? :(

Ali

I do like the term “national mentality”…

Man - if you are a combo of Midnight Toker & Mr Soul, I feel sorry for ya’ :p :laugh:

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Charlie EH?

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must be time for a big mac attack

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think about it…who else would bring up mr charlie and bait mr soul in one breath?

time for a slappin … you been slapped

I just want to say that even though I’ve been a huge supporter of the “SoulToker” username, it’s not me!

If the guy bans street mime artists, I’m with him all the way :D

Who else indeed…but me thinks you have it all wrong. Go slap yoself Idiot I mean Mr Slapper… :p

Any read Electronic Musician n-track got a nice little write in this months issue. Congrats Flavio…

Mine has not arrived yet… :angry:

TG

I’d like to see any country bar band that plays Ache Breaky Heart be publicly flogged at high noon on the first day they wake up with a hangover after the said performance. That should be federally mandated law and mandatory minimum sentence.

Hmmmm…Mac would never spoof as someone else. Heck he gets enjoyment out of flaming Mike. :)

I’d like to see ol’ Billy Ray Cyrus flogged for starting that friggin’ song in the FIRST PLACE! :O

TG

…and mullets…those had to be his fault, too.

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think about it…who else would bring up mr charlie and bait mr soul in one breath?

What is the EH is “Charlie EH”? I doubt if it’s Mac.

Must be Canadian…Eh?

Don’t smell my farts. my rinky stinky farts, I don’t think your nose would understand…

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I’d like to see any country bar band that plays Ache Breaky Heart be publicly flogged at high noon on the first day they wake up with a hangover after the said performance.


Do we have to qualify it Phoo?

Can’t we just say, “I’d like to see any country band publically flogged etc., etc., etc.” :D

Ali