Odd Comments

Try one they are free!

:agree:

Spelling as you know it today, is dead!
Message your way into a new language!
Msg urwy 2nw lag! Soooo soddy tcha.

Down with Mosquitos! Praise Bats :agree:

It’s easy to grin
when your ship has come in,
and you’ve got the stock market beat.

But a man who’s worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.








ok, poopsie

I have a heat rash on my left testicle.

And it was such a cute little bag of puppies…

Toe jam DOES NOT taste like jam or toes!

Eyup!

The english professor makes a phone call to a colleague in the states.
After several minutes the operator comes on the line and asks the professor if he is through yet.
The professor says he is, so the operator cuts him off…

Quote:

It's easy to grin
when your ship has come in,
and you've got the stock market beat.

But a man who's worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

love that movie.
no thought of my own.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Polysemy run amok…we need a congressional investigation into it, if you ask me.

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Nothing sucks like Electrolux.

This one’s for you Levi, from my dad, he told us this many times,
"never say a word you can’t spell!"
He’s a Yogi Berra type of guy,

would that make levi a mute? the hellen keller of the forum?

oh yeah, i ‘went there.’

:laugh:

Are y'all setting me up on purpose?

http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/index.html
Quote: (Diogesneez @ Jul. 16 2009, 7:46 AM)

Nothing sucks like Electrolux.

hmmmmmmmmm

I reckon some of the girls in my local pub would beg to differ.
:)

“The only thing that doesn’t suck around here is the vacuum cleaner.” my daughter when she worked at my store. :laugh:

Quote: (nixon1972 @ Jul. 16 2009, 7:57 AM)

"never say a word you can't spell!"

Nix, ya got that one wrong. Should be "never spell a word ya can't say" :laugh: