“Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?”
-George Carlin
“Never give a hammer to a baby. They know how to use it.” Grandma Skipworth
Never say a word you can’t smell? What?
why do they call it cargo when it goes by ship, and shipping when it goes by car?
Odd comment…
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why hasn't anyone shot me yet?
A grasshopper hops into a bar and hops up on a barstool.
The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says: “There’s a drink named Irving??”
Thee sky far out weighs the horizon. And your jokes far out weight my harizon.
I wanna get Rob a monkey…do I need a licence?
Quote: (john doe's evil twin @ Jul. 16 2009, 7:50 PM)
why hasn't anyone shot me yet?
Threads like this demand mutual suffering?
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I wanna get Rob a monkey...do I need a licence?
i'd like to buy a license please for my pet fish, Eric.
how'd you know my name was eric?
no, my fish's name is eric. eric the fish. heezanalibut.
a what?
heeeeez an hhhhhhhhhalibut.
you want a license.
yes.
for your fish?
yes.
you are a looney.
You have 100 odds and ends sitting on a table. An earthquake strikes shaking them all off the table but one. What is it? An odd… or an end?
Quote: (ange @ Jul. 17 2009, 5:50 AM)
I wanna get Rob a monkey...do I need a licence?
I'm pretty sure that you will only need a license if the monkey is intended for riding on a back. It's called a monkey on your back liscence.
Otherwise, no liscences are required for monkeys unless you live in the City Limits!
Codd Omments. Mmm.mmm…good…
Listen… I have been VERY careful to only post on odd numbered posts because this IS the “ODD COMMENTS” thread. Would someone PLEASE take post #36 so I can spew more of my tripe??
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PS Oooopppsss…
There… all better…
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"Rumors of my death have been slightly exaggerated."
Mark Twain
If all of the cars in the world were to be placed end to end, some idiot would pull out to pass. 