Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
Seen on back of Oklahoma pickup: “If you can read this then I have lost my horse and trailer.”
Quote: (Don Gaynor @ Jul. 17 2009, 9:07 PM)
"Rumors of my death have been slightly exaggerated."
Mark Twain
Since April 21, 1910... ain't much of a rumor anymore!
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It’s not far back to sanity
At least it’s not for me
There’s a bunch of them sayings floating around here…
Now. if I could only remember one-or-two…
However, the ones I have forgotten are pretty risque… 
Bill…
yes i caught the christopher cross reference. and i actually like some of his tunes, including that one. go figure.
“And that’s the way it is”
Walters lament
Pleasure, joy, exhilaration, bliss, contentedness, delight, enjoyment, satisfaction, do not come without a cost.
Or, are free downloads.
Quote: (sevenOfeleven @ Jul. 18 2009, 10:26 AM)
"And that's the way it is"
Walters lament
Indeed...
R.I.P. Walter. I've already been missing you...
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It’s raining with the sun shining . . . the Devil is beating his wife.
“The best way to clean is with steam…and hot farts.”
- Bill Klinton
The night shift decides to call it a day and the day shift decides to call it a night.
Monkeypants?
At least, that’s what I’ve heard…
Is that a real Poncho?
…or a sears poncho.
If you’ve got time to hackoff, you’ve got time to clip your toenails! (chelsea lately)
You could make more money as a butcher . . .
…So, dont waste your time on me. Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me.
Treatment is achieved through both cognitive behavioral therapy and psychotropic medication regiments.
Poodle Bites, Poodle chews it.