Do they have Poodles in the south?
Do they have Poodles in the south?
Oh…she bit her dog, eh?
Your Clint Eastwoods stunt double!
"Live your life in such a way that you wouldn’t be afraid to sell your pet parrot to the town gossip."
Will Rogers 
Familiarity breeds contempt…and its really hard to get rid of the puppies.
If you have too many puppies…
Just call my wife…
Be prepared for ME to search you out and KILL you though…
D
A blind man and a dog walk into a store. The man grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the yelping dog in ever bigger circles over his head… A sales clerk calls out; “Sir! SIR??? Can I help you with something?”
"No thanks. I’m just looking around."
D
PS I’ll be back with the CAT scan story later…
I personally apologize to everyone here who enjoys reading and participating in the nForms, for starting this thread! My deepest apology!
Quote: (Levi @ Jul. 27 2009, 2:16 PM)
I personally apologize to everyone here who enjoys reading and participating in the nForms, for starting this thread! My deepest apology!
It's too late for that Levi. We done got it rollin'...
D
Anagram of the day:
Clint Eastwood == Old West Action
Oh!
Breaking news!
"My printer is now behaving like a normal printer"! Isn't that interesting?!? It just took a little help from the task manager
In 2015 Flavio asks us to edit all our previous posts to create disk space!
Pappa,
Next visit to the mall, try this: Go into a store’s fitting room and announce loudly “Hey, there’s no toilet paper in here!”
hehe - I will! good to see you out slummin’ Don!
Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
What does “it†mean in the sentence “What time is it?�
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
--Albert Einstein
When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why do they call it “common sense” when it’s so rare?
Murphy’s Law of Combat: “Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder”
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…” - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
Why do nerds confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT31=DEC25
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
People who think they know what they’re doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
Answering Machine Saying: Please leave your name and number, and after I’ve doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you can find a big rock.
“Do not use for drying pets.” – In the manual for a microwave oven.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Who’s General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Please excuse my bad English; I’m American.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Actual Headline: Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
—George Carlin
Check out the “older” blog section for info on detoxing to unblock 3rd eye “fuzziness”, rid yourself of toxins and Feel FabULous…!!
Thinking that 3rd eye fuzziness is actually called sinusitis!