Ho avuto curiosita’ al numero di membri di questo foro che siano italiani, o che parlano italiano. Se capisci questo filo, dimmi quattro parole, per favore.
tom
ps - Flavio, ovviamente, sei escluso da questa domanda. ;^)
Quattro parole? Uno, due, tre, quattro. Approvate?
Ain’t the “auto reply in foreign” in IE7 wonderful! I wonder what I just said! 
Ali
“Quattro parole?” Does that you are out of jail for four years? Then ya gotta go back? Come on guys, I’m an American. I can’t even speak ENGLISH very well… 
TG
Io parlo italiano. Non troppo bene siccome e’ da qualche anno che non sono stata in Italia (sono la ragazza di bubba… ecco la raggione che parlo nel femenile). Dove hai imparato il tuo italiano, Tom?
-Kristi
From Bubba: TG, err, English… you’re from Alabama dude, talk about a handicap. It’s a good thing we have a written language in common. (Sorry, I am such a twerp.)
I like pizza.
Je mange le chien.
Uhhhh… Wait a second…
Yo hablo castellano, pero puedo comprender bastante en italiano, son lenguajes parecidos. Lo que estos muchachos, que hablan inglés, no saben, es que Flavio incluyó en el código fuente de n-Track un algoritmo secreto que se activa al apretar el botón “Mixdown”. El archivo wav final incluye un mensaje subliminal que constantemente repite “i love pizzas, i love italy”. Y así obtiene regalías del ministerio de Turismo y del Exportaciones alimenticias.
Don’t get this Bluenoser Going… He’ll show ya how to knit mittens…
Everybody, in the key-of-C… One-ana-two-ana-Buc kle my shu…
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| (sono la ragazza di bubba… ecco la raggione che parlo nel femenile). Dove hai imparato il tuo italiano, Tom? -Kristi From Bubba: TG, err, English… you’re from Alabama dude, talk about a handicap. It’s a good thing we have a written language in common. (Sorry, I am such a twerp.) |
Alabama translation:
Bubba digs chicks who like Reggae music BUT Kristi wants to go on a Dove hunt in Italy with Tom. (Geez Bubba, I’d probably be pissed dude!)
TG
PS Er…yep. Thank goodness for the written language!
PPS Kristi, good luck on the Dove hunt
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| “Quattro parole?” Does that you are out of jail for four years? Then ya gotta go back? Come on guys, I’m an American. I can’t even speak ENGLISH very well… |
Close TG; it actually means if you keep your nose clean of four years, you get to eat Jason’s dog.
(or something
)Ali
Anyway Mick, now you’ve discovered how talented and multi-linguine we all are, (well, all apart from Jason who’s multi-potage-de-chien, and TG, who’s from Alabama)…
So, wot’s the prize then? 
Do we get to join in the voting to choose the next vice-pope?
Or do we get to shoot an escaping Italian hostage?
A free lifetime’s supply of frutte del mare? (Not our lifetimes; but the life-time of the bucket of raw seafood I meant).
Or what?
Ali
EDIT: come on Mick! TomS gives away high quality microphones for all sorts of trivial stuff; you can’t do less than that!
Hey, come on Ali! I am too multi-lingusitic! Along with Southern English, I’m actually a cunning linguist.
TG
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| I'm actually a cunning linguist. TG |
I'd need your wife's verification of that statement!
Oh yuck. Too much info… So you have a mustache or what? I hear you caint talk right proper southern without one.
Hehehe…
We’re all “Great Comics” Now if we could only Play-and-Record our “Chopps” Half-as-Good… We’d all be able to buy cod tounges, for supper…
Whut da #### does a moose stash hav ta do wif talkin’ southern?
CMDucks
MAin’tDucks
SMRDucks
CMWings
MAin’tWings
SMRWings
SMRWIngs
CM’sDucks
SMRDucks
I can speak french, Hey madmosele,parlay vous a huma huma?
Way up here in BluenoseLand, we heard about these copper pipes that they put in the ground… Outta them come this clear liquid that burns with a BlueFlame… They say it makes ya dance and clogg around… It’s sort’ta like Rocket Fuel? Is that rite? 
Bill…
| Quote (woxnerw @ May 04 2005,08:52) |
| Way up here in BluenoseLand, we heard about these copper pipes that they put in the ground.. Outta them come this clear liquid that burns with a BlueFlame.. They say it makes ya dance and clogg around.. It's sort'ta like Rocket Fuel? Is that rite? Bill.. |
Yep Bill, it's called whisky.
But we don't use copper pipes, it affects the flavour.
Lead is much better, not only does it have sweet aftertaste, but after a few years of drinking it, the kids grow up nice and docile.
Ali
White Lightning! Bootleggers! Nascar Drivers! Taledega!
Now only TG will get that one.