Haha! Thirst is a terrible thing! Allison & sarah are real ale fanatics, they go to beer festivals, personaly i prefer the more direct route, vodka was designed for me!
Unknown1t would be Hugh Jass, aka Horace Frankendoodle, aka Flanders, Tina, pay him no mind, we keep him around as sort of a negative barometer.
More like a liccle pet troll, we feed it occasionally, and it gets grumpy if you stand on it's bridge, but it's nothing an old goat like me can't handle ;)